You want WHAT???

It's no secret that Todd (sometimes) mumbles (a little).  The other night, we went out for a nice dinner.  When the bartender asked what I wanted, I ordered a cucumber martini. "Got it!" she said.  

Then Todd ordered.  She looked puzzled.  "You want 'valium, vermouth and a shot of Chardonnay?'" she asked.  She seemed really confused.

What he really wanted: Valley of the Moon Chardonnay.   

And that happened BEFORE we started drinking!